Clean Pick Up Lines
Here is a list of all the pick up lines you will need to make people laugh. If you use some of these pick up lines please e-mail us and tell us how it went. Usually just going up and saying “hi” to them is the best way. Also check out cheesy pick up lines and pick up lines to use on girls.
- I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurancepurposes.
If you were a flower I would Pick you!
- If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
- You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now, just settle for me! 🙂
- If I was Peter Pan you would be my happy thought
- You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
- If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
- For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
- Did it hurt? …… When you fell from heaven?
- Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
- Is your name virtue? Cause you garnish my thoughts.
- Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!
- For you I would slay two Goliaths
- I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.
- What do you think Paul meant when he said, ‘Greet everyone with a holy kiss’
- Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
- If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair.
- my spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits
- welcome to the christian family… the only family where brothers and sisters can marry each other.
- I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you, then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
- now i know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you
- Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
- Are you the iron rod? Cause I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
- Is the spirit telling you what it’s telling me?
- Use this at your singles ward. I knew I’d feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.
- Are you a gadiaton robber? Because u just stole my heart.
- Don’t I know you from the pre-existence?
- Guy sees girl and says: Oh good! Now I can break my fast. Girl asks: Why? Guy: Because I see the answer to my prayers.
- What time do you have to be back in heaven?
- I just got back from my mission….. i’m looking for another companion and i just found one.
- Can I have a picture of you, I want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
- If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
- God told me to come talk to you.
- I may need a map, because im lost in your eye.
- Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
- Is your daddy a thief? Then who stole the sparkle of the stars and put them into your eyes?
- Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
- Have you ever held the Priesthood? Guys puts his hand out
- I know milk does a body body, dang girl how much have you been drinking?!!!!!
- If I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now!
- The Bible says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry”; how about dinner?
- What’s your favorite temple? I’m lookin’ at mine.
- The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out (“If there is anything virtuous, lovely or of good report, or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.”)
- Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?
- You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream. Precious above all others
- Yesterday, I found this magic lamp and I asked the genie to let you to fall in love with me… did it work?
- Hey, don’t I know you? Yah, you’re that girl with the beautiful smile!
- Can I introduce you to my friends to prove that angels really do exist?
- Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you
- Was that an earthquake or did I just rock your world?
- Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off
- Do you play any instruments? Really? I thought angels played harps
- Are you religious? Good, because I’m the answer to your prayers.
- Can i borrow your phone? i told my mom i’d call when i met the girl of my dreams
- I like you and I would like to get to know you (This is a good one)
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together
- Want to get some air? You took my breath away
- Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
- Haven’t we met before? Oh right, in my dreams
- I know somebody who likes you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
- Are you a fairytale? [Why?] Because you can’t be for real
- You must be the cause of global warming!
- How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don’t know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ___
- If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
- Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
- Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
- Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.
- When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world
- If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
- Guy:Ouch, Girl:what happened, Guy:I think cupid hit me with one of his arrows cause I think i fell in love at first site.
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