Funny Mormon Pick Up Lines
Starting a new semester at BYU-Idaho can always be interesting. You are never sure what to expect, and you are always trying to meet new people. Here are some funny Mormon pick up lines that you can try and use on some new friends that you meet.
- You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now, just settle for me!
- For you I would slay two Goliaths
- What do you think Paul meant when he said, ‘Greet everyone with a holy kiss’
- Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
- The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out (“If there is anything virtuous, lovely or of good report, or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.”)
- You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream, precious above all others.
- Can I introduce you to my friends to prove that angels really do exist?
- God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.
- What’s your favorite temple? I’m lookin’ at mine.
- If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair.
- welcome to the christian family… the only family where brothers and sisters can marry each other.
- I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you, then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
- Now i know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you
- If i was the Book of Mormon you would be my Pearl of Great Price.
- Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
- Are you the iron rod? Cause I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
- Is the spirit telling you what it’s telling me?
- Is your name virtue? Cause you garnish my thoughts.
- Use this at your singles ward. I knew I’d feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.
- Are you a gadiaton robber? Because u just stole my heart.
- Don’t I know you from the pre-existence?
- Guy sees girl and says: Oh good! Now I can break my fast. Girl asks: Why? Guy: Because I see the answer to my prayers.
- What time do you have to be back in heaven?
- I just got back from my mission….. i’m looking for another companion and i just found one.
- God told me to come talk to you
- Have you ever held the Priesthood? Guys puts his hand out
- The Bible says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry”; how about dinner?
- For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me
- Did it hurt? …… When you fell from heaven?
- What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list
- If God made anything more pretty, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
- God was just showing off when He made you.
If you have anymore good Mormon pick up lines please leave a comment.
great tips! thanks!
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Hey thanks for all the good date ideas. Also people could go to samis the new place in town.
These are funny I am going to use thhem thaks!