Mormon Pick Up Lines

Mormon Pick Up Lines

Sometimes when you first talk to someone you are interested you are not sure whet to say, These Mormon pick up lines will help you out.  Here are some of the best Mormon pick up lines we were able to find.  Who know maybe you will get a someones phone number. If you want a good laugh from someone these Mormon pick up lines will help get you that; however, if you really want a chance with the person it might be better to just start a normal conversation with something like “how are you dong?” If you do try these Mormon pick up lines on someone please let us know how it goes, and if it is good we will share your story. Please let us know if you have any Mormon pick up lines you would like us to add to th e list of Mormon pick up lines. Also check out pick up lines to use on girls and pick up lines to use on guys.

Mormon Pick Up Lines

Mormon Pick up Lines

    • You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now, just settle for me! 🙂
    • For you I would slay two Goliaths.
    • I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.
    • What do you think Paul meant when he said, ‘Greet everyone with a holy kiss’
    • Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

  • The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out (“If there is anything virtuous, lovely or of good report, or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.”)
  • If Eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit.
  • Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.
  • You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream. Precious above all others
  • Can I introduce you to my friends to prove that angels really do exist?
  • God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.
  • I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
  • What’s ur favorite temple? I’m lookin’ at mine.
  • If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair.
  • my spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits
  • The tree of life called, it wants it’s sweetness back.
  • The tree of life called, it wants it’s sweetness back.
  • welcome to the christian family… the only family where brothers and sisters can marry each other.
  • I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you, then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
  • I just got back from my mission and I’m looking for my next companion!
  • now i know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you
  • Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
  • Are you the iron rod? Cause I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
  • Is the spirit telling you what it’s telling me?
  • Is your name virtue? Cause you garnish my thoughts.
  • Use this at your singles ward. I knew I’d feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.
  • Are you a gadiaton robber? Because u just stole my heart. (If they do not know that this is one of the Mormon pick up lines they are not Mormon)
  • Don’t I know you from the pre-existence?
  • Guy sees girl and says: Oh good! Now I can break my fast. Girl asks: Why? Guy: Because I see the answer to my prayers.
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • I just got back from my mission….. i’m looking for another companion and i just found one.
  • God told me to come talk to you
  • No, i’m not coveting, I intend to make you mine.
  • Have you ever held the Priesthood? Guys puts his hand out
  • The Bible says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry”; how about dinner?
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me
  • Did it hurt? ……  When you fell from heaven?
  • What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list
  • If God made anything more pretty, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
  • I’d pick you over Satan any day.
  • God was just showing off when He made you.
  • I know milk does a body bood, but how much have you been drinking?!!!!!
  • Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes:)

If you have any more good mormon pick up lines you want us to add to the list of funny Mormon pick up lines please e-mail us as  Also if you are interested in writing a story about dating or give advice you can also e-mail us and if it is approved we can add it to the blog.  

19 thoughts on “Mormon Pick Up Lines”

  1. These are sooooo great everyone loves good pickup lines! Our mormon ones are always hilarious and clean.thanks

  2. What’s your name? (Girl or guy answers). Hmm I know I’ve heard that name before… Oh yeah! My patriarchal blessing!
    Do you have any Smith’s is your family tree? …..Do you want one? (Instead of “Smith” say your last name).
    What’s your name? (Girl or guy answers). Oh good, now I know what to put on my Christmas list!

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