Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny Pick Up Lines

Here are some funny pick up lines for you to try on someone. If you do use any of these funny pick up lines please leave a comment at the bottom and let us know how it went. We hope that you like these Funny pick up lines! Also if you have any good funny pick up lines that you want to add to the list please e-mail use at and we will add them to the funny pick up lines.

Funny Pick Up Lines

funny pick up lines

  • (Look at her shirt label.) When they ask, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
  • If i was Peter Pan you would be my happy thought.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  • Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  • It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
  • If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • Be unique and different, say yes.
  • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  • If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.
  • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
  • A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
  • I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
  • I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. ( This is one of the more funny pick up lines)
  • I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
  • Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
  • I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
  • I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  • So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.
  • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
  • Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
  • There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
  • Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  • Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
  • If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
  • Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
  • I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.
  • If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn’t equal my love for you.
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
  • I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
  • Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
  • You should go in the water, cuz you’re so hot you’re on fire!
  • Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  • Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mm mm good!
  • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
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10 thoughts on “Funny Pick Up Lines”

    1. that ones stupid , you should have more sexy ones. we all wanna have sex with our boy right? i know i wanna have sex and make out and sleep together without clothes.

  1. here’s a good one… are you from tennessee cause your the only ten i see….and then…did it hurt when you fell from heaven…then one more…. excuse me do you have a bandage cause i scraped my knee when i feel for you…

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